This story is about a JetBlue flight attendant who's 100% going to get fired . . . but at least he had one of the most AMAZINGLY BADASS EXITS EVER.
--He is 38-year-old Steven Slater of New York, and he's a flight attendant for JetBlue. Yesterday afternoon, he was working on a flight from Pittsburgh to JFK airport in NYC.
--When the plane landed, Steven got into an argument with a female passenger, who stood up early to get her suitcase out of the overhead compartment . . . then SMACKED Steven with the bag when he told her to sit down.
--They argued. It escalated. Steven ended up getting on the intercom . . . cursing out the ENTIRE plane, especially the woman . . . then grabbing some BEERS . . . pulling the plane's emergency inflatable chute . . . and sliding down onto the runway!
--After he got down the slide, he ran off into the terminal . . . and managed to escape from the airport before officers could find him.
--When the police finally caught up with him at his house a few hours later, they found him HAVING SEX with his partner. (--The police just said "partner" . . . but seemed to suggest it was another man.)
--He's been charged with criminal mischief, reckless endangerment and criminal trespass. He could get up to seven years in prison.
(--Check out a few photos that were pulled from his MySpace account.)
(--When you see them, you'll feel very sorry for this guy. He looks happy . . . and deliciously gay . . . and clearly just got pushed over the edge by an A-HOLE passenger . . .)
RELATED COMEDY: A male JetBlue flight attendant angry at a passenger who refused to stay seated after landing cursed everyone out on the P.A., grabbed a beer, and then escaped via the emergency slide. And they wonder why some Americans are afraid to let them marry?