You can't not love this: Back in 2001, KAT VON D gave a guy a tattoo on his chest. And that tattoo was . . . SANDRA BULLOCK. Apparently, the guy was a big fan.
--If you just emerged from a Circus Peanut-induced sugar coma, I should point out that Kat is now dating Sandra's cheating scumbag ex, JESSE JAMES. (--Here's the tattoo . . .)