On Tuesday's "Lopez Tonight", GEORGE LOPEZ compared KIRSTIE ALLEY to a PIG while discussing her performance on "Dancing with the Stars".
--He said, quote, "She did a nice job . . . her little hooves tappin' away. Before the show, she went to the market, and then she had roast beef . . . and this is her going all the way home."
--At that point, he showed a clip of the Geico commercial with the pig squealing "weeeeee" out the window of the car. (--Here's the commercial. And here's the clip from "Lopez Tonight". The Kirstie Alley stuff beings at the 2:30 mark.)
--Well, yesterday Kirstie responded on Twitter. And she seemed to insinuate that George has a DRINKING PROBLEM.
--She said, quote, "Don't worry about George's comments. Just remember what happens to the big bad, drunk wolf . . . [he] falls in a boiling pot of vodka. Piggy laughs." (--Your guess is as good as mine.)
(--Notice Kirstie did NOT specifically deny having roast beef before her performance. That doesn't mean it happened. It just means that we can't say it didn't.) (???)