NANCY GRACE is DENYING that she suffered a nip-slip after her quickstep performance on "Dancing with the Stars" Monday night.
--She says, quote, "There's a lot of rumors running rampant that I had a wardrobe malfunction. I did not. There was a little tiny movement, but it did not equate to a wardrobe malfunction. I would be mortified. I have been judged guilty without a trial. I will go to my grave denying the nip-slip."
--Nancy says a nip-slip would have been IMPOSSIBLE . . . because, quote, "I was wearing 'petals' and an industrial strength bra . . . my dancing dress also had a bra sewn into it."
(--Breast "petals" . . . or "pasties" . . . are nipple covers. Yesterday, Nancy Tweeted a picture of herself holding a package of them. Here it is.)
--There's just one problem with Nancy's denial. She DID have a nip-slip. It's irrevocable . . . and was caught on camera.
(--Seriously. You don't even have to subject yourself to the evidence. It happened. If you DO want to inspect the proof . . . God help you. You can click through to an uncensored screenshot, here.)
(--Also, if it wasn't an actual nip-slip, the show wouldn't have cut away from Nancy as quick as they did . . . and host TOM BERGERON wouldn't have reacted by saying, quote, "I'll just help you out there a little bit . . . that's all right, that's all right. On the European version, that would be perfectly fine.")
RELATED COMEDY: (CAREFUL) . . . Everyone is still talking about Nancy Grace's nip-slip wardrobe malfunction on "Dancing with the Stars" . . .
. . . Did you see circumference on that thing? It was bigger than the wheels of justice!
. . . Suddenly, nobody thinks Chaz Bono is the most offensive thing on the show.
. . . And then, she spent all Tuesday railing against her own indecency.
. . . Which made me wish I had an eyesight malfunction.