If you haven't heard of it, there's a website called Bad Lip Reading that takes songs and speeches and dubs in nonsense, like messing with one of President Obama's debt speeches, and making "Boom Boom Pow" by the Black Eyed Peas a song about poop.
--But their best video is their newest one, where Rick Perry announces his campaign for the Republican Presidential nomination . . . and talks about how he wants to "save a pretzel for the gas jets." (???) (--Search for "Rick Perry - A BLR Soundbite".)