CHUCK NORRIS was telling the truth: "The Expendables 2" will indeed be rated PG-13. But don't worry . . . SYLVESTER STALLONE promises that it still kicks ass.
--He says, quote, "The film is fantastic, with JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME turning in an inspired performance . . . Our final battle is one for the ages.
--"The PG-13 rumor is true, but before [you] pass judgment, trust me when I say this film is large in every way and delivers on every level.
--"This movie touches on many emotions which we want to share with the broadest audience possible, but fear not, this Barbeque of Grand Scale Ass-Bashing will not leave anyone hungry."
(--Sylvester Stallone just coined a new phrase that I'm going to keep on using until I die: BARBEQUE OF GRAND SCALE ASS-BASHING!!!)
(--That, my friends, is a linguistic marvel of epic, Charlie Sheen-ian proportions.)