Now Pizza Hut is Making a Crust Out of Cheeseburgers . . . But Again, Not in the U.S.

 

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Earlier this month, Pizza Hut introduced a stuffed crust pizza . . . where the crust is stuffed with HOTDOGS, not cheese.  But it's only overseas, not here.  And they've just teased us like that AGAIN.  Pizza Hut has introduced two new pizzas . . . with crusts made of CHEESEBURGERS and CHICKEN FILLETS . . . but only in the Middle East.

 

 

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Earlier this month, we heard about Pizza Hut creating a new stuffed crust pizza . . . only instead of stuffing it with cheese, they stuffed the crust with HOTDOGS.  Tragically, it's only offered in Thailand, Japan, and the U.K.  Not over here.

 

 

--Well, those a-holes have done it again.  They've introduced another revolutionarily unhealthy pizza . . . but not in the country that put unhealthy living on the map.

 

 

--Middle Eastern Pizza Huts have rolled out two new pizzas . . . one with a crust made out of CHEESEBURGERS, and one with a crust made out of chicken fillets.

 

 

--It's hard to envision how they did that.  Picture a crust with about a dozen small, circular, open-faced sandwiches linked together on the outside, and a pizza in the middle.  THAT'S what they did.  But not for us Americans.

 

 

--And, like the hotdog pizza, there's no word on whether Pizza Hut is even CONSIDERING introducing these pizzas to the U.S.

 

 

(Gawker)

 

 

(--You can see commercials for the pizzas on YouTube.  Just search for "Crown Crust Burger" and "Crown Crust Chicken".)

 

 

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Number four on the list is "Fat," which parodied the Michael Jackson song, "Bad."

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Originally posted on April 25th, 2012