A 19-year-old girl almost killed herself at a PHISH concert on Sunday, when she climbed to the top of a 25-foot light pole . . . naked . . . and ended up falling the ground. Amazingly, she's OK. She just had two broken ankles and a broken wrist.
--A police spokesperson said they believe she was, quote, "under the influence of something." There's no word what it was . . . but it was probably THE GOOD STUFF.