FRED WILLARD spoke yesterday about his recent arrest for lewd conduct inside a porno theater. Actually, he didn't speak . . . he TWEETED.
--He said, quote, "Wait til u hear my version; much more PG."
--Then he cracked a joke about the skin flick he was watching that night . . . quote, "And my review, lousy film, but theater would make a terrific racquetball court. Full story 2 follow."
--And although he was fired from the PBS show "Market Warriors", Willard added that he has NOT been fired from his hosting gig on the ABC improv comedy show "Trust Us With Your Life" . . . which airs tonight.
(--A quick question here: If Fred Willard has a computer and knows how to use it . . . WHAT WAS HE DOING IN A PORNO THEATER?)
(--Or do you think he bought himself a computer AFTER his arrest, in order to avoid a repeat incident in the future? Discuss.)