The Complete Sheet

Here's a clip from Monday's "Dr. Phil" interview with Dina Lohan.  Dr. Phil starts off by asking her to be honest, and she pretty much starts talking nonsense.  (--She interrupts him to ask if the cameras are rolling . . . she compliments him on his shoes . . . she offers him a fist bump, and gets REJECTED.  At the end you can hear her ask, "Can we pound that?"  In this video you can see the rejection at the very end.)  (From "Dr. Phil" on Monday, September 17, 2012)

Here's Dina Lohan telling Dr. Phil that some of Lindsay's crimes wouldn't have counted if she lived in New York . . . the VERY DAY BEFORE Lindsay got arrested for another hit-and-run, in New York.  (From "Dr. Phil" on Monday, September 17, 2012)

Through the whole interview, Dr. Phil couldn't get Dina to focus on anything.  At one point he said she was "flitting around" . . . and she didn't even know what that meant.  (--First she denied she was doing it . . . then she asked what he meant.  Dr. Phil said the phrase is short for "flight of ideas," which is a real condition and a common symptom of mania and schizophrenia.  But it has nothing to do with flitting.  So apparently Dina's not the only one who can't define it.)  (From "Dr. Phil" on Monday, September 17, 2012)  (FCC WARNING: This clip includes bleeped profanity.  Play it at your own risk.)

Here's Dina avoiding another question by making fun of Dr. Phil's clothes.  (--He says he's been asking her questions that he thinks are important for women to hear.  She laughs at his tie and shoes.  When he asks what that's supposed to mean, she tells him to "do the math.")  (From "Dr. Phil" on Monday, September 17, 2012)

Here's Dr. Phil trying to get Dina to admit she's not being honest.  (--He says she's just throwing "buzzwords" at him to avoid the real issues.  She complains that the media is scrutinizing her too much, and Dr. Phil comes back with some stuff about not being part of the media because he has medical training.)  (From "Dr. Phil" on Monday, September 17, 2012)

Dr. Phil also talked to Dina's ex-husband Michael, and asked him what he thought about the interview.  (--Michael said she had probably mixed alcohol and anti-anxiety drugs before doing the interview.  That was his, quote, "professional opinion as a drug interventionist.")  (From "Dr. Phil" on Monday, September 17, 2012)