Fergie is Pregnant

 

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FERGIE and JOSH DUHAMEL are expecting their first child.  Fergie broke the news on Twitter, by posting a composite photo of the two of them as babies, along with the caption, quote, "Josh & Me & BABY makes three!!! #mylovelybabybump."  She's 37, he's 40.  They've been married since 2009.

 

 

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FERGIE and JOSH DUHAMEL are expecting their first child.

 

 

--Fergie broke the news on Twitter, by posting a composite photo of the two of them as babies, along with the caption, quote, "Josh & Me & BABY makes three!!! #mylovelybabybump." 

 

 

(--Here's the pic.  It's really well done.  It actually looks like they posed for it together.)  (Twitter)

 

 

 

 

--Fergie is 37 . . . Josh is 40.  They got married in 2009.

 

 

(--Hopefully, Fergie will keep a close eye on her child.  She more than anyone should know what happens to curious children who go off exploring by themselves, just like her character did in the 1986 cinematic masterpiece "Monster in the Closet".)

 

 

(--Check out Fergie in one of her earliest, and finest, acting roles here.  The movie also starred a young PAUL WALKER.)

 

 



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ORIGINAL COMEDY: "Baby Bump" (Parody of "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas) (Chorus Only)

(--Here's the chorus by itself.)  (FCC WARNING: This clip includes sexual content.  Play it at your own risk.)

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ORIGINAL COMEDY: "Baby Bump" (Parody of "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas)

Fergie is having a baby with Josh Duhamel.  Just one more hump to add to her collection.  (FCC WARNING: This clip includes sexual content and the words "boobs" and "wang."  Play it at your own risk.)

 

LYRICS:

 

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HUMP

WITH NO PROTECTION FOR YOUR JUNK

JOSH DUHAMEL HE IS A HUNK AND GAVE FERGIE A BABY BUMP

A BUMP. A BUMP, A BUMP, A BUMP

A BUMP. A BUMP, A BUMP, A LOVELY BABY BUMP. CHECK IT OUT

 

HER BOOBS WILL GROW LIKE CRAZY

WITH MILK MADE FOR THE BABY

IF YOU GO AND DO THE HUMPIN,'

SOON YOU WILL BE BREAST PUMPIN'

 

GERBER, GRACO, PAMPERS

STROLLERS, CRIBS AND HAMPERS

FERGIE'S HIPS START FLARIN'

STRETCHY JEANS SHE BE WEARIN'

 

NINE MONTHS IN THE MAKIN'

HER BACK IT WILL BE ACHIN'

HER WATER WILL BE BREAKIN'

THERE'LL BE NO MORE MENSTRATIN'

 

A TOUCH OF FERGIELICIOUS

WITH JOSH'S WANG'S ASSISTANCE

IT'S FERGIE'S LITTLE FETUS

ITS BIRTH I'M SURE THEY'LL TWEET US

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  • In Cue"(Vocals start at :03)"

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Originally posted on February 19th, 2013